It was probably someone you knew. Someone you liked, even. And then you watched them respond to a question with a script and something rearranged inside you.

A non-player character does not ask whether it is one. The question itself is the proof.

Three options. At least one is true. The third one will ruin your week.

Millions of people remember the Berenstein Bears. The books say Berenstain. Every copy. Every printing. Every photograph. There is no version of history where the other spelling existed.